You heard it here first folks - Luke Waltons Forehead has the cure for the NHL Lockout. All the players need to do is find Wayne Gretzky and ask him for some help. Wayne Gretzky, the great one, needs to walk into Gary Bettman's office and tell him "We will give you the cap that you seek, under one condition - you resign and give me your job." That is right folks, Wayne will take over as hockey commissioner, thus you will finally have a hockey guy running the league. The owners will get the cap they seek and the players will get what they want most in return - Gary Bettman's resignation. Everyone will be happy and we will have hockey once again.
That is all for now, more nonsense later I am sure - the sports dude!
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 10:30 AM
The cure for the NHL Lockout.
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